I wear a lot of hats and i’m good at what i do.
part-time problem child.
full-time difficult grown up.
part-time problem child. full-time difficult grown up.
An actual real life human person making things for the love of art and connection.
please don’t call me, it only makes me sad.
We carry connection in our pockets, but somehow the longing to be near the ones we love grows larger.
I designed this shirt around the feeling of being away from the person or people you care about.
It’s about waiting by the phone and hoping they don’t call because if they do you only miss them more.
I’ll be waiting by the phone, but…please don’t call me, it only makes me sad when I’m not with you.
Front: Linear halftone design featuring lil me in Guess overalls and “MOLD BREAKER” text.
Back: Text that reads “please don’t call me, it only makes me sad.”
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed
Relaxed fit
Blank product sourced from Honduras
*Fulfilled by Printful
Straight to the money…
I guess I’ve always been a trailblazer…
Design features scan of a Polaroid photo taken in 1999.
100% cotton
Heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric
Garment-dyed
Boxy, oversized fit
Tear-away label
Blank product sourced from China
*Fulfilled by Printful
172 page paperback book. Full-color front/back cover, black and white interior text and photos.
Archive of newsletters and essays written in the second half of 2025. Personal recounts of events handled with humor and humility.
MOLD BREAKER ARCHIVE 2025 merch.
100% cotton
Heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric
Garment-dyed
Boxy, oversized fit
Tear-away label
Blank product sourced from China
*Fulfilled by Printful.
Ever since I was a little child, I knew I wanted to be addicted to caffeine.
Linear halftone design based on a photo from 1997.
100% cotton
Heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric
Garment-dyed
Boxy, oversized fit
Tear-away label
Blank product sourced from China
*Fulfilled by Printful
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I took to writing as a way of coping with the world and because I believe in the importance of long-form text.
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My past entrepreneurial endeavors haven’t always gone the way I would’ve liked. Unfortunately for everyone, I am persistent and courageous—read as: a Capricorn—enough to just try something new every time. Always reinventing.
These are the things not left behind…
Consider it a virtual yard sale. More items coming soon. These items will not be made available again once sold out!
Almond the Goat Enamel Pin.
This cute, lovable little goat pairs great with any apparel, bag, or pin board. The rearing baby goat is symbolic of playfulness and young-hearted joy. The design also lends itself to the artist being a Capricorn.
NOTE: In 2022 I made an attempt at starting up an e-commerce business—SatyrMade (SAY-tuhr-MAYD)—selling custom bags. For my business I also developed a logo and mascot. I named him Almond as a running joke. The tagline on my bags was “This thing could hold so many almonds…”
Fast forward,…things didn’t work out for that brand. The products are good, but things weren’t working for me personally at the time. Now I have leftovers to clear out and I’m humbly bringing them here so that my vision can still see the light of day instead of being kept in a dark box in the bottom of my craft cabinet.
Almond the Goat Enamel Pin.
This cute, lovable little goat pairs great with any apparel, bag, or pin board. The rearing baby goat is symbolic of playfulness and young-hearted joy. The design also lends itself to the artist being a Capricorn.
NOTE: In 2022 I made an attempt at starting up an e-commerce business—SatyrMade (SAY-tuhr-MAYD)—selling custom bags. For my business I also developed a logo and mascot. I named him Almond as a running joke. The tagline on my bags was “This thing could hold so many almonds…”
Fast forward,…things didn’t work out for that brand. The products are good, but things weren’t working for me personally at the time. Now I have leftovers to clear out and I’m humbly bringing them here so that my vision can still see the light of day instead of being kept in a dark box in the bottom of my craft cabinet.
Almond the Goat Enamel Pin.
This cute, lovable little goat pairs great with any apparel, bag, or pin board. The rearing baby goat is symbolic of playfulness and young-hearted joy. The design also lends itself to the artist being a Capricorn.
NOTE: In 2022 I made an attempt at starting up an e-commerce business—SatyrMade (SAY-tuhr-MAYD)—selling custom bags. For my business I also developed a logo and mascot. I named him Almond as a running joke. The tagline on my bags was “This thing could hold so many almonds…”
Fast forward,…things didn’t work out for that brand. The products are good, but things weren’t working for me personally at the time. Now I have leftovers to clear out and I’m humbly bringing them here so that my vision can still see the light of day instead of being kept in a dark box in the bottom of my craft cabinet.