Printed photo in an album. A young boy smiling, wearing a white T-shirt with a graphic and text, and sitting close to an adult woman with dark curly hair. She holds a landline phone to her ear.

please don’t call me, it only makes me sad.

We carry connection in our pockets, but somehow the longing to be near the ones we love grows larger.

I designed this shirt around the feeling of being away from the person or people you care about.

It’s about waiting by the phone and hoping they don’t call because if they do you only miss them more.

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I'M BLUE Tee
$30.00

I’ll be waiting by the phone, but…please don’t call me, it only makes me sad when I’m not with you.

Front: Linear halftone design featuring lil me in Guess overalls and “MOLD BREAKER” text.

Back: Text that reads “please don’t call me, it only makes me sad.”

  • 100% ring-spun cotton

  • Garment-dyed

  • Relaxed fit

  • Blank product sourced from Honduras

*Fulfilled by Printful

I wear a lot of hats and i’m good at what i do.

part-time problem child.

full-time difficult grown up.

part-time problem child. full-time difficult grown up.

An actual real life human person making things for the love of art and connection.

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Straight to the money…

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$35.00

I guess I’ve always been a trailblazer…

Design features scan of a Polaroid photo taken in 1999.

  • 100% cotton

  • Heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric

  • Garment-dyed

  • Boxy, oversized fit

  • Tear-away label

  • Blank product sourced from China

*Fulfilled by Printful

Mold Breaker Archive 2025 Mold Breaker Archive 2025
Mold Breaker Archive 2025
$13.00

172 page paperback book. Full-color front/back cover, black and white interior text and photos.

Archive of newsletters and essays written in the second half of 2025. Personal recounts of events handled with humor and humility.

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$35.00

MOLD BREAKER ARCHIVE 2025 merch.

  • 100% cotton

  • Heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric

  • Garment-dyed

  • Boxy, oversized fit

  • Tear-away label

  • Blank product sourced from China

*Fulfilled by Printful.

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Surge Oversized Tee
$35.00

Ever since I was a little child, I knew I wanted to be addicted to caffeine.

Linear halftone design based on a photo from 1997.

  • 100% cotton

  • Heavyweight, pre-shrunk fabric

  • Garment-dyed

  • Boxy, oversized fit

  • Tear-away label

  • Blank product sourced from China

*Fulfilled by Printful

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Silvertongue

I took to writing as a way of coping with the world and because I believe in the importance of long-form text.

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